My name is Peter and I need your vote.

The first bill I'd write as a legislator would require anyone who installs IR sensor water faucets in any building to also outfit their own home with the exact same faucets and use them exclusively until the end of time. I expect any amount of real consideration would have stopped anyone from thinking short-range, sensor-activated gym showers were a reasonable thing. I don't like pretending I'm stealing the NOC list from the world's most secure rec center every time I want to rinse off. I get less of a core workout from swimming there than I do trying to achieve a suitable shower while keeping my body within three inches of a wall that probably has MRSA on it.