Friday, April 3, 2009

Follow your dreams

It's that magical time of year once again, when high school seniors across the country rush home from school and check their mailboxes for those extra large envelopes of success. Many, however, find the dreaded small envelopes of failure and disappointment. Some of those poor souls who got rejected from their #1's may be beyond my help, but for those juniors and younger I have a patented system that can guarantee that you'll get accepted into your dream school when it comes your turn to play the ol' admission game.

The key to getting into your first-choice college is simple: don't choose a first-choice college until after you get accepted. It's what I did, and it worked out wonderfully. Just apply to some schools that sound good or that people tell you to, then once you get accepted, go and visit. There's no disappointment, and no wasted time or money. If only everyone could frame things like I do, I think the world would be a lot more satisfied (for better or for worse).

2 Comments:

Blogger Matty America said...

if you get rejected from all of the schools to which you apply, spend a year with a really serious drinking problem and then enlist in the air force.

April 6, 2009 at 1:52 PM  
Blogger Pointless Things said...

I could not agree with this more. And am extremely not surprised we had the exact same strategy of college admissions. BANANA SLUGS!

April 8, 2009 at 1:58 AM  

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